Conspiracy Theory

I don't usually buy into conspiracy theories, but they had me with the word "chocolate". Who knew the chocolate industry could be so cloak and dagger? I mean, meeting secretly in coffee shops. I hope they were having a nice cup of hot chocolate. Being as this occurred in Canada, I'm just visualizing Dudley Doright undercover as a fed.

I'm happy to see that our Canadian friends spend a whopping 2.3 billion loonies on chocolate every year, and what with the falling U.S. dollar, we're talking some serious chocolate insanity, eh.