Step 1: take 1/2 a percocet tablet.
Step 2: wait 1/2 an hour for the percocet to take affect.
Step 3: have Alex load the dishwasher and clean out the kitchen sink.
Step 4: borrow Steve's 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner -with built in pump(this is important), collect towel from bathroom
Step 5: wash hair in kitchen sink. (with only one hand)
Step 6: blow dry hair
optional: styling - if you take the other 1/2 of the perocet you won't care what it looks like. (this was Sherri's idea)